The queer quandary:
The strangest phenomena is that, somehow, a large percentage of people think it is one hundred percent appropriate to challenge my statement of pansexuality with, “well have you ever SLEPT WITH a girl?”
Which brings up questions of logic: are virgins to be distrusted in regard to their sexuality? what about second base? how do you define “sleeping with?” and, of course,
why am I friends with you?