The queer quandary:

The strangest phenomena is that, somehow, a large percentage of people think it is one hundred percent appropriate to challenge my statement of pansexuality with, “well have you ever SLEPT WITH a girl?”

Which brings up questions of logic: are virgins to be distrusted in regard to their sexuality? what about second base? how do you define “sleeping with?” and, of course,

why am I friends with you?