We have an immediate opening at Goldman Sachs for a qualified financial-meme translator.
In light of recent market movements caused by the highly unethical collusion of malicious dilettante traders, Goldman Sachs is now hiring a Meme Analyst to analyze financial meme trends, track Reddit market sentiments, and explain what memes…
Imagine giving a PowerPoint presentation to a room full of professionals in your industry.
You’re using this event to announce your consultation business and to establish yourself as an expert in the field.
You’re nervous, so you plan the first slide to break the ice —a picture of a femur…
Joe and José had been looking forward to Thursday for weeks. Their parents had helped them build a wooden lemonade stand and they had finally perfected their recipe. They couldn’t have predicted the horrifying results of their efforts.
That day, after visiting his plant in Fremont, California, Elon Musk drove…
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The 4th Amendment protects citizens from search and seizure, and is usually the portion of the Constitution cited to protect privacy. However, because private companies don’t need a subpoena to record your voice or face… getting information from professional databrokers has become a loophole for law enforcement.
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Good intentions are useless until they’re expressed in appropriate action.
— Napoleon Hill, 1937
I think about this quote a lot while I scroll through Instagram.
So many of my friends are talking about gratitude these days. …